GOOD PANCAKES ARE LIKE MAKING OUT WITH AN ANGEL BEFORE STARTING YOUR DAY.
“CAN YOU GIVE ME THE BEST GODDAMN PANCAKE RECIPE THAT YOUR WARRIOR MOTHER FUCKING NERO SYNAPSES CAN FUCKING MANAGE TO MUSTER?”
MY FUCKING FAMILY USES A MODIFIED BISQUICK MIX RECIPE. THIS SHIT IS HARDCORE I DON’T EVEN WANT TO BOTHER TRYING TO MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH!
TAKE 2 CUPS OF BISQUICK MIX, AND COAX IT TO FLY INTO A MIXING BOWL THROUGH YOUR WORDS ALONE.
LIKEWISE, WHISPER THREATS OF TORTURE AND PAINFUL WAYS TO DIE INTO THE FETUS-THAT-NEVER-WAS WITHIN THE 2 EGGS AND THEY’LL LEAP FROM YOUR HAND TO CRACK THEIR CONTENTS OPEN INTO THE BOWL.
DUMP IN ¾ CUPS OF MILK AND ¼ CUP OF 7UP OR SPRITE~
YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I SAID SPRITE. HOLD YOUR ASS DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION BEFORE FLYING UP IN BUTTHURT.
MIX THIS SHIT TOGETHER UNTIL THERE’S NO CLUMPS, THEN SET IT ASIDE TO RISE LIKE THE DEAD FROM THEIR BURIAL GROUNDS WHILE YOU HEAT UP YOUR GRIDDLE OR NON-STICK FRYING PAN.
WHEN YOU CAN FLICK WATER FROM YOUR FINGERTIPS ONTO THE SURFACE OF THE PAN, AND THE WATER HISSES AND SPITS AND DANCES OVER THE TOP LIKE AN ANGRY CAT, YOU KNOW IT’S HOT ENOUGH.
HOLY FUCK, LOOK AT THAT PANCAKE BATTER! IT SHOULD BE BUBBLY AS FUCK BY NOW!
USE A HALF-CUP MEASURING UTENSIL TO DOLLOP THE PANCAKE BATTER ONTO THE PAN.
WAIT A MINUTE OR SO, AND WATCH FOR THE GODDAMN DETAILS. THE CENTER OF THE PANCAKE WILL HAVE BUBBLES RAISING UP, AND THE EDGES OF THE PANCAKE WILL START TO LOOK DRY.
THAT’S WHEN YOU JAM YOUR SPATULA UNDER THAT GORGEOUS FUCKER AND FLIP IT OVER.
JESUS FUCKING TITS, LOOK AT THAT PERFECT GOLDEN COLOR.
IT’LL TAKE HALF THE TIME FOR THE SECOND SIDE TO COOK, SO BE READY TO FLIP IT LIKE A PRO WHEN YOU SEE THE DRYING SIDES.
USE THE REST OF THE FUCKING BATTER YOU ASSHOLE, AND STUFF YOURSELF SILLY WITH THESE MAJESTIC PANCAKES.
lov me carlo
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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I DID THIS FOR U LOOK ITS FINALLY A CECIL COSPLAY THAT ISNT A BLONDE WHITE GUY
